"IT'S A GUY THING"
"I DO HELP AROUND THE HOUSE."
Translated: "I once put a dirty towel in the laundry basket."
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR DOING WHAT I'M DOING "
Translated: "I sure hope I think of some reasons pretty soon."
"I DON'T NEED TO READ THE INSTRUCTIONS "
Translated: " I am perfectly capable of messing it up without printed help."
" THIS RELATIONSHIP IS GETTING TOO SERIOUS"
Translated: "You're cutting into the time I spend with my truck. "